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1:11 am  •  23 May 2013  •  15,875 notes

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

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1:08 am  •  23 May 2013  •  56,924 notes

bronaghsteaparty:

raggedy-andy:

3-amsecrets:

this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said

Tyra Banks can be problematic as hell, but I really like this

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1:07 am  •  23 May 2013  •  95,162 notes

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that

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12:44 am  •  23 May 2013  •  211,231 notes

thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

Too cute not to reblog. XD

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12:35 am  •  23 May 2013  •  268,544 notes

fuckyeahlaughters:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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12:28 am  •  23 May 2013  •  182,409 notes

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10:38 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  17,605 notes

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10:10 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  1,542 notes

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

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9:38 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  11,617 notes

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9:37 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  31,586 notes

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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9:36 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  10,505 notes

cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf

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9:14 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  123,284 notes

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9:02 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  33,659 notes

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

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9:01 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  18,724 notes

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9:01 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  31,374 notes