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11:20 am  •  20 May 2013  •  46,143 notes

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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11:19 am  •  20 May 2013  •  52,451 notes

mudblood-in-another-dimension:

SO CUTE

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11:18 am  •  20 May 2013  •  10,609 notes

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

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11:17 am  •  20 May 2013  •  59,588 notes

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

(Source: trillow, via jayjamjar)

11:16 am  •  20 May 2013  •  86,325 notes

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

I’M LIKE:

THEN I’M LIKE:

credit: km

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11:15 am  •  20 May 2013  •  229 notes

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

(Source: quarteralert, via starsareblind)

11:14 am  •  20 May 2013  •  119,022 notes

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11:06 am  •  20 May 2013  •  3,630 notes

“Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s looking for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.”

— Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: larmoyante, via disneydreamingprincess)

11:06 am  •  20 May 2013  •  5,318 notes

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11:02 am  •  20 May 2013  •  44,564 notes

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10:59 am  •  20 May 2013  •  8,896 notes

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

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10:55 am  •  20 May 2013  •  119,428 notes

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10:55 am  •  20 May 2013  •  3,955 notes

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

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10:37 am  •  20 May 2013  •  44,013 notes

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10:36 am  •  20 May 2013  •  99,041 notes